Monday, October 24, 2011

Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?

Great Pick Up Lines!

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.



Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.



Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love



What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.



Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.



Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.



Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')



Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?



What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.



If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?



Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.



Do you like raisins? How about a date?



So... How am I doin'?



I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?



You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.



Could I get some directions? (%26quot;To where?%26quot;) To your heart.



Is it hot in here, or is it just you?



If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.



Can I flirt with you?



Hi, my name's _____, but you can call me %26quot;lover%26quot;.



(another quarter line). Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.



(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.



What do you like for breakfast?



Say, did we go to different schools together?



Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?



(At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?



Woman asks, %26quot;Excuse me, do you have the time?%26quot; You : %26quot;Do you have the

energy?%26quot;



You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?



Hi, I make more money than you can spend.



I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your apartment?



I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday



I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?



I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.



Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.



Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.



Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.



Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.



I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?



If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.



Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?I think the first one's my favourite. Sadly, no one's ever used a chat up line on me, so I'd be flattered by any of these.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?%26quot;Hi, I make more money than you can spend.%26quot;



i wouldn't use that in case it gets put to the test!



but i quite like the photocopy one



but the best tactic is called talking at gettin to know them, maybe?it's called socialisingGuys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?pick up lines are usually lame and unoriginal... i pitty the women you'd use them on. even more i pitty whoever uses them...Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?Girls : I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.



romanticGuys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?What's wrong with being genuine? Are you the real deal? Can you be comfortable being yourself?Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?i am totally not gonna read that unbelievably long list!Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?i feel sorry for your girlfriend,,Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?Any...If it's from a handsome...dashing...guy...who has this gr8 physique...and lovely smile.....:)Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?Nice lines.



Thank you.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?as much as it pains me to say it i think the helping you out of your wet clothes is funny. although chat up lines dont work on meGuys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?none....Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?I'm a female and none has won me over.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?The first one is great - some of the others are ok, some yuk and some just awful ......... would make me laugh though.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?how about %26quot;is that a mirror in your knickers? Because i can see myself in there%26quot;Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?Hi my name is ******, if you like the sound of that you wanna hear my number.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?the third is one of my favourites but most of them are all really good.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?None! Pick up lines are a no no! And that is way too long.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?lol, if a guy said this to me-

Woman asks, %26quot;Excuse me, do you have the time?%26quot; You : %26quot;Do you have the

energy?%26quot;

it would take me by surprise and make me laugh so i would give him time of day :O)Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?Umm, those are all kind of bad. If someone came up to me and said What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. You need some vitamin me. I would probably talk to them just because it's so dumb it's funny. If you're seriously using these, I feel bad for you.Guys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?lol im a girl and if a guy came up to me and asked %26quot;Can i flirt with you?%26quot; that would totally make me surprised. cuz instead of some gay pickup, theyd just come rite out n say it =DGuys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?These two are my favorites:



What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.



You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?





Not saying that they would work, they would just make me laugh. I'm so tired of hearing lines like that. They are a cheesy turn off. hahaGuys which one would you use? girls which one would win you over?I like these two the best



Can I flirt with you?



Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?