So many stupid people... so few comets.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I Brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count %26amp; those who can't.
Keep honking...I'm reloading....Bumper Stickers II?Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! I should get one of those bumpers stickers for my car!Bumper Stickers II?I hate bumper stickers.Bumper Stickers II?Ha ha ha those are funny!!!Bumper Stickers II?good jobBumper Stickers II?You are bitter.Bumper Stickers II?theres another one that says i'm so happy i could shoot you and then there's a big smiley face, i like all those thoughBumper Stickers II?THERES SOME REAL GEMS IN THERE,THANK-YOU-AND I'M GOING TO PRINT IT AND SHARE IT WITH FRIENDS TODAY!Bumper Stickers II?LOL I LIKED THAT; HERE IS ANOTHER BUMPER STICKER TO ADD TO YOU COLLECTION
'' IF YOU CANT FEED THEM THEN DON'T BREED THEM''Bumper Stickers II?you sound like my uncle... he is always thinking of a phrase or two that would make a good bumper stickerBumper Stickers II?Yeah i like the first one the best...Bumper Stickers II?OMG Those are funny! You can go to a website and find a ton of these of things. I forgot the website but you can search it on yahoo probably! I haven't heard some of those...Bumper Stickers II?Abortion:What Part of Thou Shalt Not Kill Didn't You Understand?Bumper Stickers II?Another FUNNY collection! Keep on writing-- I'll keep on reading and giving you credit!Bumper Stickers II?lol...very funnyBumper Stickers II?LOL. Love'em All!! LOL.
Thanks for all the laughs!Bumper Stickers II?lol
