ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINE S.
18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
23. OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.
26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT
HAPPENED.
37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT S U C K, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.What do you think? Yup long?Hey Tink, you know me so well. Brilliant, what a sense of humour. 10/10, and have a star. xWhat do you think? Yup long?i like 17 and 38What do you think? Yup long?i think i need to lie down..very good thoWhat do you think? Yup long?BRILL,,,,,,,,, LOL
AND VERY TRUE !!!
LOLWhat do you think? Yup long?sooo long but interesting thanks for the points!What do you think? Yup long?Brilliant.
Great.
Awesome.
200/10What do you think? Yup long?I like 3,21,23 and 24What do you think? Yup long?Some of these describe my life perfectly.What do you think? Yup long?amusing, interesting! well done Tink!What do you think? Yup long?VERY FUNNY!!! I LOVE IT!What do you think? Yup long?Brilliant.
Definitely my kind of list...lolWhat do you think? Yup long?AMEN!!!!!!!!! Go, and tell it on the mountain!!!!!!!
LOL...These are great!!!!!!! I'm copying these to show my Mate's at work!!!!!!!!
Ta!!!!!! xoxWhat do you think? Yup long?So thought provoking lol!What do you think? Yup long?your good girl all funny and a lot are true 10/10What do you think? Yup long?i like number 5!!What do you think? Yup long?I like this, Ms. Tink.
Thanks!What do you think? Yup long?lol xWhat do you think? Yup long?39.It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, and even less to raise the middle finger!
and the speed of dark is 0. Darkness the absence of light.What do you think? Yup long?I can only bow to superior comedyWhat do you think? Yup long?I LIKED ITWhat do you think? Yup long?most of them were really funny. I LOL ed on 2,4,10,17,19,21,23,25,27,29,33,35,and 38. I've heard some of them before But I LOVE them.What do you think? Yup long?Oh my god, your a genius!What do you think? Yup long?laugh out loud
wow, very very funny,
definitely LOLworthyWhat do you think? Yup long?omg LOL good job again tink!!What do you think? Yup long?they're good...i like #17 the bestWhat do you think? Yup long?where did u find these tink? fantastic. 100% right.
I liked it very much. thanks
