Seriously:
* Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Remember, half the people you know are below
average.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
* Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.
* Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
* Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
* Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
trade!
* Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
* Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
* If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
* How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my
hand...
* OK, so what's the speed of dark?
* How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
* If everything seems to be going well, you have
obviously overlooked something.
* When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't
have film.
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends?
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
falling out.
* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what happened.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Kind of like the sign in the pub, %26quot;Free Beer Tomorrow%26quot;. Thanks for the best laugh of the day. I love the older person wondering what happened. I was beginning to think I was alone.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?i like this a lot haha
it brightened my dayDo you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?I really like the %26quot;he who laughs last thinks slower.%26quot; That sounds like me with the question mark above my head.
Thanks for the cup of cheer. To answer your question, no, I have never considered being a follower of the Zen.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?You really know how to post them,, I was needed something today not sure what till I read this thanks !Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?i want to know more about it. R u like a zenmaster? that was pretty good!!!! :)Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Very good!! It seems that my laziness is paying off! Chuckles!Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Babe you rock with humor and smarts.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Got me again. I cracked at
%26quot;OK, so what's the speed of dark?%26quot;Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?I fart, therefore I am. AnonymousDo you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Wait, I know that one! speed of dark.. speed of dark... hmmm...
eh never mind.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?I hope you raised your hand. Thanks for the laugh.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Think they are are good thing to live by and laugh your way right through life. HugsDo you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?Yes I can relate to each of these. Just about everyday.Do you ever think of becoming a follower of Zen ?OH, You're so good! You have us ALL followers of Zen!!! lol
